Essay on the Owl

March 24, 2002

The owl is a bird because it has feathers. It can also fly and lay eggs. I have never seen an owl egg but there must be such things or else there would be a lot less owls than there are. The owl works on the night shift and that’s why It is so sleepy in the daytime that it can’t see very well. Some people say it has a hangover every day and that’s why it can’t see. But, personally, I have never seen on owl under the infuence of anything, let alone alcohol, for which most owls don’t give two hoots. The owl is supposed to be a smart bird but that is only because he doesn’t open his yap to show how dumb he really is. You can have the owl— I’ll take a powder pigeon.


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