(To the tune of a bad karaoke track)
Verse 1:
🎵 He stole some snacks, thought he was slick,
But forgot the meth in his pocket—ooh, that trick!
“I can’t tell time!” Oh, what a lie,
Till the cops said, “Son, it’s jailhouse pie!” 🎵
Chorus:
🎵 Oopsie-daisy, crystal clown,
Hiding your stash in a napkin town.
Should’ve quit while you were ahead,
Now you’re bunkin’ with Bubba instead! 🎵